Underdog

I don't get invitations to no
Fancy parties
An' I don' hang around wit' no
Debutants
I'm jus' a classic example
Of what happens when you
Let yourself slide
(They kick you outside)
Underdog
Always been a loser
Underdog
Never in the news

Underdog
In the fog
Only good fo' kickin'
No matter what I do
I keep on
Turnin' out the under-
Dog

My baby only calls me
When she's
Feelin' loose
Den she
Lead me roun' th' town
With my neck in a noose
She's got me trained ta
"Sit"
Ya know
She like ta hear me
Beg for her bones
(Den she shags me on home)
Underdog
Always been a loser
Underdog
Never in the news

Underdog
In the fog
Only good fo' kickin'
No matter what I do
I keep on
Turnin' out the under-
Dog

Now,
If the sky is blue
I'll take a walk
An' it pours
Somethin' sho' went wrong
On th' day
I was born
I never had
Nobody
Ma momma put me
Back on the shelf
(I'd even bite myself)
Underdog
Always been a loser
Underdog
Never in the news

Underdog
In the fog
Only good fo' kickin'
No matter what I do
I keep on
Turnin' out the under-
Dog